Last Minute Valentine's Day Advice

It occurred to me this morning at 5:58 (don't inquire as to why I was thinking about this at 5:58 in the morning), that there might be a few would-be Cassanovas out there who need a little help in expressing their devotion to the loves of their life. With that in mind, may I present the following list:

Some Words that Definitely Rhyme with Valentine:

line
fine
spine
wine
align
brine
sine (as in trigonometry)
vine
dine
mine
pine

Some Words that Sort of Rhyme with Valentine:

time
grime
crime
sublime
drive
slime
assign

Some Words that Definitely Don't Rhyme with Valentine:

sweet
money
candy
Mel Gibson
power tool
Democrat
osteoporosis
Manning
NASCAR
bubble team
subwoofer

Hope this will be of some help.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!