Do you know what I want? I mean something I would really, really enjoy? Something that would just brighten my day and put a spring in my step? Something that really would be worth writing home about?
Well, I'll tell you.
A completely, truly, purely, absolutely, unarguably novel idea.
Turn on your TV, rent a movie, borrow a book from the library, or look at the shelves in your nearest Wal-Mart or shopping mall and you'll see why I say what I say...
Think about it.
(Now listen to me! That last statement wasn't even novel. It's the tagline for Hyundai commercials. And so the drought of novelty continues...)